Stanley Randall Marsh
Okay so there's a lot to copy and paste in the Wiki and I just do not have that kind of energy so I am gonna wing it. If you don't know who Stan is I don't know what to tell ya.
Despite being a jock, Stan is sensitive and good-hearted. He struggles with depression and addiction, being a recovered(?) alcoholic.
He is prone to vomiting when nervous or flustered, much to the chagrin of his on-again-off-again girlfriend.
He also still has Sparky. It's been like ten years. Sparky is immortal. Fight me.
Kyle Broflovski - Super best friend, lover
Kenny McCormick - Perverted, poor, and shameless, but he's got a good heart.
Eric Cartman - The same Fatass he's always been.
Wendy Testaburger - Girlfriend; has adopted him as 'one of the girls'.
Bebe Stevens - Mostly Wendy's friend, but has also accepted him as 'one of the girls'.
Ike Broflovski - Kyle's kid brother; Stan feels something brotherly toward him as well... along with something more... inappropriate.
Pip Pirrup - Surprisingly good with a Luigi board. Wedgie board? Wega board.
Randy Marsh - Stan's father. He... He tries.
No means no, no drama. PM friendly. If I don't reply right away, I'm just not at my PC, I'm not ignoring you.